Futsal

"The most important shot in golf is the next one."
- Ben Hogan -

"The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie."
- Mickey Mantle -

"As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round."
- Ben Hogan -

"To find a man's true character, play golf with him."
- P.G. Wodehouse -

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods -

"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing."
- Dave Barry -

"Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 50 years, and I still haven't the slightest idea of how to play."
- Gary Player -